An aural-borne disease that affects many young females; usually between the ages 3 and 15. The virus targets the brain, releasing a high level of chemicals, causing large influxes of euphoria, anxiety, and depression. It later spreads to the nervous system, resulting in high-pitched singing or screaming, seizures, idolization feminine male celebrities, and surprise urination.
"Something's.... up with your daughter, isn't there?"
"Yeah, she's got Justin Bieber in her head. She's been pissing her pants for weeks listening to some preteen music garbage and putting up posters of an unattractive woman. It's pretty serious, I'd rather not talk about it."
"Shit, sorry dude."
"Yeah, she's got Justin Bieber in her head. She's been pissing her pants for weeks listening to some preteen music garbage and putting up posters of an unattractive woman. It's pretty serious, I'd rather not talk about it."
"Shit, sorry dude."
by H8r-x October 11, 2013
A "singer" with a girly voice and no talent. He's adored by some 12-year olds (especially girls). His fans call themselves "Beliebers", but I usually call them "Biebtards". I'm not gonna say he's gay or something, but he's not talented, his songs are not so good, and most of his fans are retards.
Fan: I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER SO MUCH HE'S SO TALENTED
Me: He's not talented at all. Get a life and don't listen to trash music like Bieber does.
Me: He's not talented at all. Get a life and don't listen to trash music like Bieber does.
by biebergoaway February 22, 2014
A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichés directed by Michael Bay.
His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!
Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
by CbrLaneSplitter250 January 26, 2014
Some stupid idiot who sounds like a kid screaming at you after hacking them and no scoping them and looks like a drunk old rapper and sucks 8===D all night and farts poop on his very small fan base of old men
by DerpySquidButter December 14, 2014
by Sammy218877 June 22, 2016
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. We are producing Justin Bieber as a punishment. However, not even he can compare to the shit that is the Jonas Brothers, so we will soon produce an even more annoying pop singer who will make girls scream and wet themselves, and he will have an even higher voice.
Sincerely,
Canada
You produced Miley Cyrus. We are producing Justin Bieber as a punishment. However, not even he can compare to the shit that is the Jonas Brothers, so we will soon produce an even more annoying pop singer who will make girls scream and wet themselves, and he will have an even higher voice.
Sincerely,
Canada
by I sooo don't care December 26, 2010
by thebieberhater December 08, 2010