Joker

When you eat out a girl while she is on her period. You come up with "joker" lips.
JACK: "heyyy r u on ur period?"
SHITHEAD: "umm.. yeah?"
JACK: "lets do the joker"
SHITHEAD: "aight"
by gpam June 26, 2011
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The joker is when you cum in a girls face and then after her make up smears and she starts crying you ask her..."why so serious?"
John: yo dude what did you get into last night?

Rusty: I totally used the joker on that girl from the bar last night!

John: Ha ha you are the man!
by Princes Donna L October 25, 2010
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Joker

A sexual act when the male is having vaginal intercourse while a woman is on her menstrual cycle and pulls out as he is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of blood mix with semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.
As Jon was having sex with Jane, he pulled is huge cock out and gave Jane a joker.
by Dandagriz December 16, 2021
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Joker is the crazy,sexy king of Gotham city.The true enemy of batman.The handsome boyfriend of Harley Quinn.And he laughs a lot!
Batman:I must defeat the Joker
Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Batman:And Harley Quinn too.Hmm Joker is the boyfriend of Harley Quinn.
Person:And the king of Gotham city!
by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 07, 2017
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When you are fingering a woman on her period and she appears to become disinterested or bored with it you pull out your fingers wipe them on the corners of her mouth while simultaneously exclaiming, "why so serious?".
I was fingering my girlfriend and she looked bored with it so i gave her the joker to try and cheer her up
by B raz July 01, 2009
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joker

a name used for someone you don't know, a random person or an object.
who's that joker over there?

Toss that joker over here!
by carrie, chelsea July 23, 2008
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First off, take a girls virginity. When she starts to bleed, get some blood on your fingers and smear it around your mouth from cheek to cheek. When she starts to cry or look disgusted, yell out "Why so serious?!"
Jenny started to bleed from the vagina, because it was her first time having sex. John then began to smear her blood all around his mouth from cheek to cheek, pretending to be the joker. As Jenny started to cry, John then proceeds to yell out "Why so serious?!"
by Keith Bill January 28, 2009
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