Joey

Synonyms: Squirtle, Squikachu, Joeh. The most amazing guy ever to walk the face of the planet. I could go on an on about him for hours. He will understand all your inside jokes, do awesome ninja activities with you, and just be all around excellent. He will even go so far as to dance Disco with you in matching outfits, even if he looks insane. If you EVER get lucky enough to snag a Joey, keep him around. You won't regret it.
Girl one: I have a date with Joey tonight
Girl two: OMG are you going to be ninjas?
Girl one: what else would we do?
by dancingmaniac2 March 02, 2010
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Joey

One Sexy Person That Gets All The Ladies And A Very Cool Person Particularly Named Joseph Or Josef
Joey looked so sexy yesterday.
Everybody knows Joey duhh.
Oh Joey? Yea he gets all of the ladies
by joeyrobinson October 24, 2010
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A unique girl, who everyone adores. She is beautiful, adorable, funny, athletic, and is very smart. She is that one out of many people that really care about a special person she really loves. She is also the "mature" one. She is nice meeting you, but be careful not to get on her mean side. She can be a little clumsy sometimes, but always manages to get back up on her feet.
hott adorable caring young joey
by Mariaosnand October 19, 2013
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An annoying person who will bug you whenever possible
"Ugh is Joey annoying you again"
by IAmDaOneDatWon March 02, 2018
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joey

A person who treat depression or any psychological disorders as joke.
by chimnea October 13, 2017
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slang for Big dick; Joey and the twins, or Dr Joey and the paramedics
Dr Joey is ready for his surgery tonight
by rmglenn April 28, 2008
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v. trying to form a sexual relationship with the partner of a close friend or family member

n. a strategy used by desperate beta-males in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction at the expense of a close personal relationship
Glen got hit in the face with a skateboard, because he tried pulling a Joey on Rodney!
by Chennessey September 17, 2018
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