by Sam67 January 5, 2018

An alcoholized drink that hits the drinker by surprise shortly thereafter. (i.e. the image of a hovering fist suddenly clobbering the drinker)
by sitnduck June 22, 2008

by BLegs February 27, 2011

The act of having a fat friend block the teacher's line of vision while you sneak out of class at the time when everyone is hovering around the classroom door waiting to leave.
Jon: Man, this class is gonna take forever to end. Let's go roam the halls.
Seb: Make sure you get Russell first, that big guy's our Hover Cover
Seb: Make sure you get Russell first, that big guy's our Hover Cover
by Meister_X April 26, 2010

An obnoxiously overprotective mother
A desperately codependent mother who tries to tie her kids to her apron strings no matter what their ages.
A desperately codependent mother who tries to tie her kids to her apron strings no matter what their ages.
I am 16 years old but I'm not allowed to date because of my hover mother.
I can't come to the concert because of my hover mother
I can't come to the concert because of my hover mother
by cartoonmayhem July 27, 2007

(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check" was the way to go.
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
by flave6123 June 16, 2010

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.
There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.
by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008
