Garrison

Petty

That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.

by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019

Garrison

A Garrison, referring to attorney Greg Garrison of the Tyson Trial, is a person who has no sympathy for rapists and thinks that they are no better than dirt.

He was sent off to prison by the fiesty Garrison.

by colts12 June 5, 2018

Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians

"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022

Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud

Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place

by Punished2 October 19, 2025

Ms. Garrison

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.

"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."

by Relaxingdolphinnerd June 16, 2016

Garrison Biles

a silly boy, who is a goose. he is funny and crazy and eats bread

Garrison biles is a goose.

by kgoose March 3, 2024

Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.

His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.

by 0926200 June 4, 2023