by Dannnnyyyyyyy June 11, 2018

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

by cammaster919 August 17, 2019

by Zombieattack04 May 31, 2017

when a little kid on the internet fakes their age to be older to seem cool but they clearly aren't that age, the opposite of an old age faker
6-year-old Johnny wanted to chat in a group chat for people 13+ so he faked his age by saying he was 15, yet, he was banned for people figuring him out because he misspelled everything and asked about what some cuss words meant, making him a little age faker
by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019

by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009
