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East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.
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PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
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Decoying

decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.

in other words, some lame shit.
why u keep telling mama i smoked, u be decoying
by tt251 December 19, 2021
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Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic
“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”
by BigPat710 December 9, 2021
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The Decoy

An Act of Vengeance: To leave a pile of one's own or anothers feces in the middle of a room conspicuously. Upon entrance, the room's owner cleans the said pile. Weeks later, after cleaning and re-cleaning the original spot the owner finds the second pile, inconspicuously placed elsewhere in the room.

The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.

Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
After Saturday's Golf proz and Tennis Hoez party at Sigma Chi, Brendan and I pulled the decoy in those f*cker's chapter room.
by The Holmanimal December 10, 2009
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