Where's your briefcase?

To ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity.

Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?

by Gnar Cakes October 23, 2008

Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Buffalo briefcase

A plastic grocery bag, when used to carry things other than groceries, esp. to and from work.

On Friday, I took a huge pile of TPS reports and a red stapler home from work in a Buffalo briefcase.

by PamsterG August 16, 2014

briefcase blonde

Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.

"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."

by Regulas Prime October 4, 2020

The Briefcase

A person, usually female lays on her belly and grabs her ankles, so the carrier can insert a double ended dildo into her anus and vagina. She then tightly grips both ends so she can be carried around as a human brief case. Usually used as a form or degrading pet play amongst BDSM individuals.

Nancy Ann back sassed him or the last time today, he thought as he waited for her long waited silence. "Bitch, when we get home yo ass better snap it back and hit The Briefcase!"

by Diabolakill of Hallucination June 29, 2025

The Briefcase App

“The Briefcase App” is a term coined and popularized by creator and marketer Jayde I. Powell. It is a humorous nickname for the professional networking site LinkedIn. Jayde first used the term on X (formerly known as Twitter) in 2022 and has since used it in her content across social media and beyond.

Let me open up the briefcase app so I can find me a job.

by purple haired hottie May 24, 2024

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018