A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).
"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"
by CasualTimeLord June 26, 2016
When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.
by Uncle.playboi November 09, 2017
The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.
On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.
by luke lickin his dads nuts November 15, 2006
"Ey bro, I'm pretty low on cash you wanna get some sunkist and vodka and knock back a few mexican screwdrivers?"
by Turbonium January 21, 2009
The term "Cincinnati Screwdriver" is when you have sex with a lady with no legs, but while she's on top, you spin her around in circles while having sex, like a screwdriver.
by BlackEyePopRocks February 09, 2010
A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.
by Al December 29, 2004
When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.
by Ucant June 13, 2009