Nun Hand

The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.

Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.

by StuCazz77 September 15, 2023

deez nuns

A witty, new take on Deez nuts

Guy: "Hey, did you see them at the church?"
Recipient: "See who?"
Guy: "DEEZ NUNZ"

Deez Nuns can be used as a substitute for Deez nuts

Can be spelled ending with either an S or a Z

by Random Internet Dweller February 2, 2019

Poaser nun

A poaser nun is also known as a sister. Poaser nuns can get married and wear regular chothes. Poaser nuns usually consist of a lesiban haircut , is usually fat , teaches catholic school and lastly they are huge bitches. Poaser nuns can get married because they need the dick.

Young catholic school kid : "Sister Ann why dont you wear a black veil"? Sister ann : " Because my child i am a poaser nun and i need dick"!

by Nunt April 26, 2011

Nun ni

usually used in terms of someone who dosnt leave their house and eats beef currys any available chance usually everynight for dinner.usually found on a console of some sort or computer.

hey guys ridley is such a nun ni

by nawog May 24, 2009

nun's piss

The last swig from a bottle or can of beer, particularly when sufficient time has passed that the beer has become warm.

You're not going to drink that nun's piss, are you?

by Lloyd Tanner August 14, 2005

Banshee Nun

The second most powerful being on earth . the Banshee Nun hovers around screaming a song that makes its victim bleed from every hole.
The Banshee Nun lives in a church and is formed when a nun dies a virgin
the most powerful being is Chuck Norris

OMG look there is a banshee nun outside the window

by Kurt,matt,nick October 13, 2008

nuns chuff

tight pussy

my bitch has a nuns chuff

by nathan j August 9, 2015