Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018

neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.

Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.

by klosiN May 1, 2018

Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..

Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..

by ukbiggz July 21, 2025

neopolitan

when you see a black person an asian and a white person walking together

did you see that neopolitan over there?

ya it was fuckin crazy!

by john hams john ham September 16, 2009

Neopolitan Ice Cream

The act of being a petite white girl being fucked in the vagina by a big black guy and fucked in the mouth by a sunburnt midget and their cum meeting in the middle of you

Wow, i got Neopolitan Ice Cream'd last night

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.

Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.

by pooscado June 30, 2025

neopolitan

After having anal sex with your partner of choice, you extract your penis, only to find your penis is covered in, blood, semen and shit, the same colors in a neopolitan ice cream

i had anal with Karen the other day, i went home with a neopolitan!

by CrucifiedOutlaw May 10, 2023