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drop the kids at the pool 

Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!
Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can go out.

my wife took the kids

a epic bruh moment when your wife took the kids fucking asshole
gaming guy: bro my wife took the kids

other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker

Kool And Hip With The Kids 

me.
I am very kool and hip with the kids. I resonated with them when I dabbed and flossed. (They have no idea that I am 73)

Did you have the kids? 

to release a loud and obnoxious fart in the company of others
Yo - Josh - did you have the kids? Or did you shit your pants?

drop the kids off

Take a #2
After eating all that Mexican food, I had to go drop the kids off.
drop the kids off by Vijay June 10, 2003

bitch swallowed the kids 

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.
Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.