major bitch that swears too much. boyfriend stealer. will soon be a whore the way shes heading. makes bad decisions in her life. cant pick out right guys. isnt resposible.
by kiki hatchi January 5, 2009
Get the kelseymug. I want to fuck Kelsey.
by Theylovemee February 27, 2017
Get the Kelseymug. an amazing guy (the one i know is a guy). you can talk to him for hours and not get bored. you can tell him anything and he wont think any less of you. You can trust him always and he will never talk about you behind your back.
Me: YES hes online!!!
Friends: who????
Me:kelsey
(two hours later)
Friends:Are you still talking to him???
Me: yeah
Friends: who????
Me:kelsey
(two hours later)
Friends:Are you still talking to him???
Me: yeah
by arandomninjashhh January 23, 2011
Get the kelseymug. A girl who has a really loud laugh, shes a total cum dumpster, and she is a bad roommate. She frequently pukes after drinking because she can't hold her damn liquor. Despite all these bad qualities, she is a really good friend, but smokes more than a chimney and will start to develop lung cancer by age 22.
"Wow, I was so Kelsey last night."
"I told you not to drink and smoke that much, now youre puking in my garbage can."
"I told you not to drink and smoke that much, now youre puking in my garbage can."
by Magarella March 26, 2009
Get the Kelseymug. by SunshineHippieGirl August 9, 2019
Get the Kelseymug. When your doing innercorse with your partner and she's in doggystyle and while your fucking her in the vagina, you pull out and shove all of you cock and ram it in her asshole, without her knowing.
by Alpha J November 18, 2020
Get the the kelseymug. a wanna be girl who's stuck up and thinks she's the shiznit!!! could never win a fight because she CAN'T fight!
by ima hata blocka! April 7, 2009
Get the kelseymug.