someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy
A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"
by itsANGiE February 16, 2008
A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.
by LaughingAloud November 03, 2005
Based on the popular board game, this phrase is used when an individual prickteases a group of fat girls who are hungry for cock to the point that they will gobble the individual's genitalia with wide mouthed precision if they get within close proximity. Obviously this is done for the amusement of the individual but if care is not taken, it can lead to drastic consequences.
"The sign reads 'Don't feed the hungry hippos'.. fuck it, let's taunt the fat fuckers anyway, they can't catch us"
by Jack Jismouth August 01, 2009
by A yokai April 12, 2019
A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.
by Nunuv Yabizness April 08, 2011
by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004
When fat people have sex.
by Gravitee May 13, 2010