Germ Sponge

A derogatory term used to discribe children as bearers of sickness and disease.
The germ sponge Sarah has been sent home from school again today.
by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014
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germ raped

When a person forces his or her nasty germs on you by touching you or your possessions after neglecting to wash their hands.
The checkout boy at the grocery store germ raped me when he sneezed in his hands and then proceeded to bag my groceries.
by WrightOnTheEdge December 14, 2010
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cock germs

Dave: Dude, feels like I'm wearing wool under-roo's.
George: You got the cock germs bro...
by BoozieSuz April 03, 2016
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Germ daddy

What you call one of your best friends that is cool, wild, and SEXY. But also a little classy
by Sexy germ daddy October 15, 2016
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my germs

A phrase which is to be yelled out immediately before thrusting your own hand into any given food which is to be shared amongst a group of people at the given moment.

A quote most commonly known from the Wayans brothers' masterpiece comedy film, Scary Movie II, said by Chris Elliott's character in the film.
Jim (holding a large bowl of macaroni salad): This macaroni salad looks delicious!
Greg: MY GERMS! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
Jim: Fucking dickhead!
Greg: Hehehe.
by supermuthafuckinvillain June 06, 2011
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Am-Germ

Short for "American German".
Refers to the snobby people born in Germany from American parents in contrast to those that remain humble about it.
Often a military brat.
Have delusions of grandeur that being born in Germany bestowed them divine power.
Can you believe that Am-Germ? Yapping all day about her German heritage, then gives me a blank look when I ask if she knows any places to get some currywurst.
by Mr. Pinstripe Tux May 23, 2012
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C GERM

When you just about to have sex and you can't stop moving, almost as if your squrming
I was about to spoink my woman and I got a bad case of the C GERM's
by Big Noah July 20, 2009
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