by Ronrants April 10, 2019
Get the Grape Ferretmug. by asorethumb March 30, 2010
Get the Shampooing the ferretmug. Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.
by Consicle November 29, 2014
Get the terrestrial ferretmug. by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
Get the Petting the ferretmug. The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.
The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
by Kenthar February 10, 2004
Get the Eternal Ferretmug. 1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.
2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
by Wookiestick January 23, 2004
Get the anal ferretmug. A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
by egnaro May 17, 2005
Get the ferret fiddlingmug.