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The D. Khanzir Effect 

When you're having a normal conversation but you end up talking about the super heavyweight eater, Piggy D. Ersh. It can be any conversation ever but it always goes back full circle to "him"
Greenpool : Yo hop on Fortnite!
NoChill : Ducklet built like neckbeard from Gumball
Greenpool and NoChill in unison : The D. Khanzir Effect!
The D. Khanzir Effect by NoChillVr December 24, 2023
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The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) 

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!

The D. Khanzir Effect 

The uncanny ability for any insult to find it’s way back to the a certain person, especially if said person is the “victim” of your groupchat.
Q: How does every insult somehow find its way back to Abdullah?

A: Oh yeah, that’s just the D. Khanzir effect in full force.

Attack the D point! 

In War Thunder there is no D point, but you can still message the team to attack or defend the D point, it was in game only once and was removed quickly. The command "Attack the D point!" became a meme. Less often, but still you can hear commands like "Attack the C point!" in the mode where you have only A and B points or "Attack the B point!" in the mode with only A point.
Person 1: Attack the D point!
Person 2: Affirmative!
Person 3: Never!
Person 3: Defend the D point!
Person 4: Shut up!

Attack the D point 

Person 1: Attack the D point!
Person 2: Attack the D point!
Person 3: Attack the D point!
Person 4: Attack the D point!
Person 2: Attack the D point!
Person 1394: Attack the D point!

She wants the D

Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:

x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).

Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.

a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick

For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )

For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )

For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )

Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.

Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."
She wants the D by 28017013 January 11, 2012

b of the d

"He seems like a good guy, I'll give him the b of the d."
b of the d by tablefaceman November 1, 2013