Emily Bloom

The world's most perfect pornstar . You'll never find anyone more gorgeous than her, with her perfectly round tits , amazing ass , cute face, adorable accent, and lovable attitude. You can try all you want, but you will never find any pornstar that is greater than Emily Bloom.

1: Yo, have you seen that new girl, Emily Bloom?
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!

by EmilyBloomLover September 14, 2019

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020

north bloom

a musician who is stinky but makes pretty epic songs

Raccoon: Yo dude are you listening to the fox by north bloom rn?
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky

by marnis September 17, 2020

winter bloom

a bloom that was rosed in the winter

yo that winter bloom tho (whip juju)

by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017

A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 17, 2019

• blooming izumi •

A bakudeku gacha club creator on YouTube. They blew up from a single video.

• blooming izumi • is my favorite bakudeku content creator!

by Zukubear May 10, 2021

Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.

Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.

by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011