andy barber

A lawyer so handsome and so hot he can turn straight men to gays and gays women to straight just by looking at him.

Max: *I want to be yours andy barber

katy: * But are you straight?

Max: * Lol not more!!

by Max+1 May 14, 2020

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

Tooth Barber

A Canadian phrase for the dentist.

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?

by Anuglyman January 10, 2022

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.

A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.

by AGAFussball November 30, 2021

Lyvia Barber

Has the biggest dick energy of the century. Is also a poo face.

Lyvia Barber is a poo face.

by pixieluver September 17, 2021

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020