Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

band-aid worthy

some one who is so flatchested that the girl could were band-aids as bras

guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol


i was bored !!! =

by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

The Band Aid

May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan

The Band Aid has no examples

by The Band Aid April 23, 2010