frying bacon in the nude

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

bacon of the sea

anchovies. particularly popular among foodies. begging to be included in SWPL.

Just like land-based bacon, bacon of the sea just makes everything taste better.

by me or you June 21, 2009

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

bacon when the

bacon when the is god himself. all hail bacon when the.

person 1: hey, you know what bacon when the is?
person 2: yeah, he's god himself. all hail bacon when the

by bacon when the November 10, 2021

bacon when the

bacon when the, truly the only god that can exist and has ever existed

person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed

by bacon when the November 2, 2021

Bacon of the Sea (BOTS)

A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...

Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...

It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.

by Bots harpooner, arrrrrrrr... August 18, 2008

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021