Science

When stuff just be working.

Jenny: Why does the avocado stay so green
Angie: Because it's science, that's why.

by Black Don Draper March 7, 2017

Science

Something that is true regardless of what your petty religion or your drug altered psyche have to say. It is often cited that all science has is "theories" and no facts. However this is a misunderstanding of the term theory in science. See when we make a theory it has evidence and can be repeatedly proven. Religion, your mind? Cannot.

Man#1: Why does John think the earth is flat and that paranormal activity exist?
Woman#1: Because he doesn't understand science.

by AngryAtheist June 26, 2020

Science

The religion of the state.

Big Brother is watching you.

by K onform K onform K onform sieg heil hail santa! March 24, 2005

Science

A religion which elevates state ran education institutions to GOD status.

This effectively destroys individuality and one's ability to question authority.

Your very attempts to dissent are orchestrated by and controlled by the state and directed towards their goals.

Faith is the catalyst of science.

by Science is a religion that worships the authority of the state. March 17, 2005

science

Blind faith in the state and state ran institutions.This has allowed for all mankind to become enslaved.

Nice goin you CONFORMIST HIPPIE SCUM.

by you stupid fuckin NERDS March 13, 2005

science

Indoctrination tool of the government.

Faith in science is faith in institutions is faith in government.

Is the GOVERNMENT "YOUR" GOD?

by Think OUTSIDE the BOX! March 13, 2005

Science

Synonym for the correct method.

I use science to solve my problems

by foxdimi88 January 2, 2017