testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

by Cryptic May 05, 2005

Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

by EE-TAOW February 05, 2010

testicular manslaughter

an occasion when some one is killed only by the use of one's testicles. usually done by well hung testicles and blunt force or choking.

i tea bagged your mom so hard i was charged with testicular manslaughter when they found her body.

by rocky wolf April 03, 2010

testicular insertion

Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways

My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion

by Adroc57 October 07, 2017

Testicular Diarrhea

When a man's testicles explode into a micro-biode solution that forms a diarrhea-type substance.

The doctor says I have to get neutered due to my testicular diarrhea.

by Bob Heartmen October 05, 2021

testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 17, 2009

testicular rendition

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.

Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008