Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018

Buffalo testicle

Another word for apple.

When his brought a bunch of apples for him, he said, "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"

by APPLE FAN June 26, 2009

testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.

I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-neners March 10, 2008

Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.

Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.

by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004

testiculardar

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays

Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"

by zc540 June 27, 2006

Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.

Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.

by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009

Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

by Ns October 10, 2013