shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

Girl testicles

When a man gets a sex change but the testicles remain

I thought it was her ass but it was her girl testicles.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020

sweep the testicles

The act of sweeping the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."

by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014

giant elephant testicles

big balls

my dad has giant elephant testicles

by donkeyass876543 February 6, 2022

Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.

Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022

pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.

We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.

by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009

armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)

I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!

by Foxygrrl1214 May 16, 2005