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animals that can talk
''Are you doing something or not??'' ''No..." ''I'm your teacher, so shut up and do something. Say the answer.""I wasn't raising my hand.."
by just...youknowwho September 12, 2011
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High school shop teacher

By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.

Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
by MR_Mangler February 9, 2010
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Tether

A term used by members of the American Negro ethnic group (refered to later in history as colored, African-American, Black, FBA/ADOS) to describe African and/or Caribbean immigrants who move to America for economic opportunity using the benefits of the American Negro Civil Rights struggle while simultaneously disparaging the history, legacy, and lineage of the Negro American movement.
I don't know why Kuku Kufi is on the news saying African-Americans don't need reperations, he/she is a whole tether. Why are they even in the conversation? Why do they keep saying WE? Yo, that's a whole first generation immigrant.
by Crispus Attucks Reloaded September 1, 2022
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that vegan teacher

That Vegan Teacher is a demented old woman who believes eating animals is wrong. She is a racist and should be put in a care home. She also is famous for getting banned on TikTok (Its anniversary is known as Happy Normal Declaration Day). She should get banned elsewhere, or not get access to the internet
"Have you ever heard about that vegan teacher" asked Keith
"Yeah, she's retarted" replied Steve
by ItsNotMTVGD March 16, 2021
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teacher crush

When a student takes a fancy to a teacher, mostly a young one relative to said student's age.
"Damn man, you totally want to get with that teacher"
"Chill dude, it's just a teacher crush"
by DrumMan44 April 8, 2008
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tetherdick

1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.
Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.
by chou chou January 5, 2008
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PE Teacher

A popular job for those predatory paedophiles who lack the necessary contacts for a career in politics.

As the saying goes:

"Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who like watching small boys in the shower, teach PE."
"In retrospect the fact that Jimmy Saville dressed like a PE teacher was probably a dead giveaway."
by Beezus Fuffoon April 17, 2022
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