tamponed

A skating term when a skateboard vertically makes contact with the skaters privates.

Skater1: Oh yea, i can do a kickflip.
(runs to try)
OOOOWWWW
Skater 2: MAN HE JUST GOT TAMPONED!!
(laughter)

by janett July 07, 2005

Tampone

When a tampon is used to own somebody

Andrew was uberly tamponed last night, when a bloody tampon was inserted into his oral cavity as he slept.

by Bartolomeo De Las Casas July 30, 2007

Tampon

lollipops coded with sugar and maybe even sour powder

Mmmm.. yum give me more tampons bro

by Teacher man December 11, 2019

Tampon

Something that girls jam up their vagina when they get their period. IT can be VERY uncomfortable if inserted incorrectly. If left in long after the max time (8 hours), a life-threatening, possibly fatal infection may sometimes develop. There is a common virginity misconception about this. Only a PENIS (possibly a dildo) can make you lose your virginity.

Shannon! I'm on the rag, I need a tampon!
You'll get TSS, you silly girl!
Oh! Give me a pad. Good we have EDUCATION.

by HeartsGetBroken May 01, 2010

Tamponed

When someone throws a used tampon at your face.

Yo, dat fool got tamponed!

by Lord Walrus Dong August 04, 2018

tampon

A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade!

by Francheska February 02, 2007

Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.

-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?

by RatchetBoo May 28, 2003