Lie-Tale

A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.

Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales

by scottypeerol September 28, 2009

Katrina Tale

A story told to be funny but really makes no sense.

Always a guess-you-had-to-be-there story.

-"Ha so this one time I was in class and my teacher just gave me this look and omg I couldn't stop laughing"
-"Wow that was one Katrina Tale"

by Tyrone97 June 2, 2009

Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

Raven Tales!

You are truly crowned as an amazing extraordinary person!
You will live for a long time and be very well educated!🥰🤗
People will love you,a Raven Tales is very social and outgoing!

You will be crowned a Raven Tales!

by SkyFire12 November 9, 2019

tales of the smp

A series of dates located on random far away areas on the Dream SMP that is directed by Karl Jacobs. Examples of events that have happened are The Lost City of Mizu and The Village that went Mad. Members that have been on include Karl, Ranboo, Quackity, Sapnap, Dream and george.

Person: What have you been doing this weekend?
me: I have been binging the Tales of the SMP!

by 👩🏿=zoe laverne January 30, 2021

male tale

The male counterpart of "chick flick" in the manner of movies or films, usually consisting of a thin plot line, excessive amounts of violence, and continuous action.

Male Tales include movies such as: "Rambo" series, "Terminators" series, "Stealth", "James Bond" series, "Starship Troopers", "Soldier", "Scorpion King", "Alien", etc...

by "WREAKHAVOC" Smith Family December 28, 2008

Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

by TooSick4U October 22, 2007