tiled

Drunk, wasted or black out drunk. Too much alcohol to drink.

Oh man, Kanye was so tiled last night he could barely walk.

by Paddy Gastro March 30, 2016

Tailend Charlie

In cricket the batsman who comes in at the end of the batting, number 11, the tail.

Captain: One more wicket lads and we've got the win
Player: It's alright skip, its the Tailend Charlie. He won't be around for long.

by Umpire Strikes Back October 2, 2004

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

Taited

When you tell everyone you’re fine at 9am after your 4th gram but really you’re not.

He said he was ok but gong by that photo, he’s taited.

by Boomz123 June 5, 2020

Tarled

To be Clad in nylons and told to set your boobs to 100. Then be groped all day long by a 7ft tall Duke Nukem looking character.

I see you have been Tarled again.

by The Only one without a name November 20, 2022

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail

Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.

by Horse tailer April 30, 2020