Taffy Sucker 

A insulting term for a person of mental retardation and or lower intelligence.

"Hey Chuck Pork, That guy Jax is a lanky ass taffy sucker!"

Taffy Sucker by Chuck Pork October 1, 2025

Happy Taffy 

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!

I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.

Happy Taffy by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018

Twat Taffy 

Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.

Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!

Twat Taffy by onthewildedge August 23, 2011

Texas Taffy

A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.

I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.

I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.

Texas Taffy by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Prison Taffy 

Several guys stand in a circle around a Jolly Rancher or other hard candy. They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the candy. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soiled sweet.

Tony was secretly delighted when he was last to cu. and had to eat the prison taffy

Prison Taffy by Melvin Lentz July 29, 2023

laffy taffy 

(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.

That ho had so much sex, when she spreads her legs, Willy Wonka himself would envy her Laffy Taffy.

laffy taffy by shecky December 28, 2005

Beach Taffy 

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.

Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !

Beach Taffy by Fav February 15, 2008