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stretching your tackle 

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...
- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."

Clemson tackle 

A strategic tackle which is followed by a grope of the nether regions confirm the gender of someone.
I suspected a tranny was on the same flight as me, so I threw a Clemson tackle on it to verify my suspecision; I was correct.
Clemson tackle by Mkricha January 5, 2017

spunk tackle 

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...
PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

Defensive Tackle 

A position on the Defensive Line in football. There are usually two of them. Their jobs are to close up holes so the running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. They are usually over 270 pounds and are like at or over 6'2". Really underrated, don't get much recognition unless they get a lot of sacks, pass deflections, and/or interceptions or pick 6's. Most people don't want to do it because they want a glory position, or the think it is too easy. But the D-tackles do the dirty work so that the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good
Man, Aaron Donald is A freaking monster of a defensive tackle
Defensive Tackle by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Defensive Tackle 

Position on the defense, specifically d-line. Usually really big, at or above 6'2" and 270 lbs. Don't get much recognition unless they are a superstar, like if they get a lot of sacks or pass deflections, or picks, or very rarely, pick 6's. They are responsible for plugging up the holes so running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. Often mistaken for an easy job. They handle the grunt work so the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good. Numbered usually from 60 to 79 or 90 to 99.
I play defensive tackle in football. I'm not terribly good at it, but I'm not terrible either
Defensive Tackle by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Prison Tackle 

When one person tackles your feet and another tackles your waist. Even the biggest, baddest dude it the pen is going down after that.
“Dude he’s twice your size.”

So what? Let’s prison tackle his ass.”
Prison Tackle by BaronTvirus February 27, 2022