A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
by Turdmouth January 20, 2011
Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
The phenomenon in which a word or phrase from a song being actively listened to coincides with the simultaneous appearance of the same word or concept in one’s immediate physical environment. This can occur in visual, auditory, or experiential forms, such as reading a word at the exact moment it is sung or witnessing an action as it is described in the lyrics. The experience often evokes a sense of significance, as if reality and music are momentarily synchronized in an unexpected yet meaningful way.
I experienced lyrical synchronicity today when I noticed someone staring at me and at the same time the song I was listening to said "I'll be watching you"
by Easton C. February 05, 2025
Normally our classes last 90 minutes, but because of online school we have zoom time and sit there and be confused time (45 minutes of each to equal 90). Our synchronous class time lasts about 45 minutes, 45 minutes of our teacher going as fast as they can to get the lecture done with because of the fact we don't have enough time, and 45 minutes of us being off of zoom and us staring at the computer screen because we did not understand a thing that the teacher was saying because we did not have enough time to actually learn the material.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 04, 2020
Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.
I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.
by DrunkBabyLion August 04, 2022
A heightened state of awareness where your body moves in perfect sync with your higher self—like your mind, soul, and motion are all locked into the same rhythm. When Higher Synchronized Drive activates, you no longer feel like you’re using your muscles to move—you feel like your body is a vehicle being gracefully guided from above.
It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.
Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.
Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.
It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.
Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.
Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.
“Once I tapped into Higher Synchronized Drive, I wasn’t just dancing—I was gliding through time like my soul had taken the wheel.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”
by J.J.Johnson April 11, 2025