Swamp Ass

A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.

Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!

by abjectus October 16, 2012

Swamp Ass

The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely

A post shower is typical

Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning

Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!

I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.

by mlk34 April 1, 2010

Swamp ass

The apperance of sweat around your ass region.

Steve had a bad case of swamp ass after playing football. If you search for swamp ass, under the image section of yahoo, there will be steves picture identifying who has swamp ass.

by Swamp ass Steve October 23, 2004

swamp-ass

A fat man's hairy ass. The Swamp is usually not washed for days and therefore has a "swampy" reference when described. depending on how long it has been since the fat man has washed his swamp, there may be forms of life adapting to their new "swampy" environment. One does not have to neccesarily be fat to adapt a swamp, but the extra fat and ass space will allow for more wilderness to grow upon ones anal environment. Caution: the swamp may become thicker and much harder to navigate as one becomes closer to the anal cavity or around the Gooch area.

damn, that guy in front of us has swamp-ass. i can practically see the fumes.

by KFCZombie August 6, 2008

Swamp Ass

When the crack off someones butt becomes so sweaty do to strenuous physical activity. Usually takes place in humid areas.

man i hate doing yard work. ya i know what you mean, i still have swamp ass from that shit.

by kronickilla October 6, 2010

Swamp Ass

A common description of the weather in Southern Georgia, particularly Valdosta, in the American South, in the southeastern United States

My brother was explaining the humidity in Valdosta, Georgia and said "'Have you ever heard of 'swamp ass'?

by 88mphsss July 29, 2011

Swamp Ass

the sweating of your butt after a long day of work.

It's been 5 hours I'm starting to get swamp ass.

by TortillaLover September 4, 2015