Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade

Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 21, 2021

Substitute Creature

An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.

EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.

McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 10, 2011

substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position

Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins

by spaz juice September 19, 2020

Substitute Ship

A ship that "Substitutes" or is the equivalent to another ship. An example being Conrad X Sunday with Conrad being the Brother of Whitty and Sunday being the Ex of Carol and a POC.

Conrad x Sunday is a substitute ship for Whitty x Carol.

by BlueIkea February 21, 2023

indian substitute teacher

mean to nice people

oh u have the Indian substitute teacher? that stinks man.

by numba1hata February 24, 2025

Substitution

Occurs when the act of sharing creates a premature sense of completion

Substitution occurs when the act of sharing creates a premature sense of completion

by mindgains April 08, 2023

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 08, 2023