Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024
Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
by Richard Prices December 11, 2023
The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.
1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.
2. A homosexual jerking off another male.
3. A male who masturbates.
1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.
2. A homosexual jerking off another male.
3. A male who masturbates.
by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023
by textman09 December 27, 2013
Strech-er
Verb
1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
Verb
1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
by Urban EMS March 14, 2019