stoney day

days where you don't do anything but smoke and chill and then smoke more

damn that fried chicken would be so good for a stoney day

by double Gs May 1, 2016

Stoney Bolognese

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

Stoney Baloney

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

Slopeye

When spilling sloppy joe on a males tip and sucking it until there is not even a drop of sauce on it

Becky: That manz let me slopeye him

by Slopeye June 11, 2019

stooey

another word for going crazy, stupid, dumb, retarded, hyphy, crunk. origin from heritage park cats up in fairfield cali.

"EHHH them niggas was gettin' stooey up in the chuck e. cheese parkin lot."

by b-latti January 31, 2005

stoney macgyver

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.

by Domer64 October 21, 2010