Ryan Stoneman

Ryan is a cool guy but has a twisted side. Reeks of bud and preys on insecurities. Unlike his name he isn't much of a rock and can be quite flimsy.

Errrr don't do a Ryan stoneman

by Djdonk November 23, 2021

Abigail Stoneman

HUNGRY, PRETTY AND PRETTY HUNGRY

Boy 1 " What a nice day"
Abigail Stoneman "IM HUNGRY "
Boy 1 " Again? You ate five minutes ago"
Abigail Stoneman " I WANT CHIPS"

by elfeater353 November 23, 2023

Harvey stoneman

BOG

that person has a Harvey stoneman

by Danielskid(locked in basement) March 25, 2025

Stokerian

n. A fan, follower, or student of Abraham "Bram" Stoker and who is enamored with his works, especially "Dracula."

"Excuse me! Who are you calling a Twitard? I am a bonafide Stokerian!"

by SpencerFlippinReid March 8, 2010

Stonemason

A Band from Brisbane, Australia that play music that sounds awesome with cool keyboards and shit so give them a listen.

Person1: Hey dude listen to this band call Stonemason
Person 2: (Puts in headphone and jizzes)

by Key-a-lock May 17, 2010

stonehand

the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.

Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!

by johnnyboy4832 June 7, 2011

Storeman

Storeman is the common name in the retail world for the laziest person in the store. Known to appear to be doing something when in fact not actually achieving much or anything at all.

Frequent activities include: Leaning, Playing on computers, riding on pallet jacks, and reading newspapers.

Fred: Hey is that dude your boss? He's doing zilch.
Andrew: Nah, he's the storeman.

James: Do we have anyone running the backdock?
Jim: Not really, unless you include the storeman.
*bell rings for 5 minutes*

Fred: Where is the storeman?
Peter: I'll check.
Peter: He's out the back, but he says he's busy reading newspapers.

by Annoyingtruckdriver March 12, 2014