Stanford

a university that protects rapists and praises rape culture

Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"

by zingirl September 16, 2016

stanfurd

A hilarious and cutting misspelling of "Stanford," almost exclusively by Cal students. Use of this spelling has been known to make Stanford students' heads explode out of sheer embarrassment.

Cal student: OMG you go to stanfurd!!! lolololol!!!! ur school suxx and you wish you could be us and were the best evr and stanfurd your just jealous of us because were better and your jealous stanfurd OMGOMGOMG
Stanford student: Cal's a very good school, although in truth many Stanford rejects go there. See inferiority complex.

by Danny N. April 27, 2006

Stanford Earthquake

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.

Aw man, my boyfriend got me with the Stanford Earthquake again, now I'm all dizzy.

by spankyMc May 17, 2009

Stanford

A school that thinks they are so great in everything but somehow managed to lose in football to SJSU 35-34. I'm glad all of that wasted money is going somewhere.

Eppy: Hey did you know that SJSU just beat Stanford in football 35-34?
Dave: Ya man, Stanford Sucks!
Travis: Awesome

by Spartan Squad September 24, 2006

Stanford

Although Stanford University is one of the most selective American schools in terms of admissions, many have found the college's overall atmosphere to be one of feigned relaxation and underlying insecurity, as accurately described by the "duck" analogy. Many self-consciously 'chill' students here are pompous in person, but truly mask some unseen blemish of the personality.

I pity any bastard unlucky enough to accept admission to Stanford, especially considering the poor selection of women and disappointing student body they'll encounter.

by Teller of Truths September 3, 2006

go to stanford university

a nice way to say stfu without cursing

person 1 and 2: *talking really loudly*
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe

by oh heck nah November 17, 2022

Stanford Chen

A little boy has no friends and is dead inside. He is lonely.

"Look at Stanford Chen, he'll always be alone haha."

by AaronLycanUW November 5, 2020