Sebastian stan

extreme confusion with everything that’s going on

person 1: that girls weird she never knows what’s going on
person 2: she’s such a sebastian stan
person 3: i am too!

by lokixbuckylove August 7, 2019

Staf

Stands for: shawty thick as fuck.

Used to describe a female that is very thick, busty, or attractive.

Person A: "Did you see that girl over there?"

Person B: "Yeah staf"

by Stafhunter123 April 4, 2016

Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 15, 2018

token stan

It's when someone "stans" a celebrity/artist because they are popular but they use that person/group to hate on others. They actually don't like the group/person, they just use them to hate other artists.

they token stan blackpink to hate on other girlgroups.

by somsomi May 19, 2021

Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Stan instagram

basically stan twt with all the same phrases but just on insta

most stans on instagram are a spam account or a fan account of a certain celebrity, tv show, kpop idol etc.

hey did you hear she has a stan Instagram account aswell?

by fuckbirdy December 3, 2017

Dream stan

cancer

Me: "I don't like Dream SMP."
Dream stan: "Fuck you! Dream is the best! Go kill yourself!"

by orange_husky March 31, 2021