An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.
The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.
The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.
The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
by The man with no shame November 26, 2015
Get the Albanian Standoffmug. In the third Minnesota Standoff of the evening, the last piece of pumpkin pie sat alone in the center of the table, the whole family eyeing it in uncomfortable silence.
by the Man of the Van January 15, 2015
Get the Minnesota Standoffmug. A term which describes a situation usually encountered in FPS games where 1 or more players on each team have snipers and are camping. This leads to everyone but them dying and screaming at their monitors for one of them to make a move and finish the round.
John: Shit! Mike and David both have snipers and won't move.
Ryan: Looks like we got a Waco standoff, I'm going to the store.
Ryan: Looks like we got a Waco standoff, I'm going to the store.
by Savvz January 2, 2009
Get the waco standoffmug. by appleketchupee April 22, 2019
Get the standoff 2mug. A situation in which several people all have guns (or, occasionally, other projectile weapons) pointed at each other's heads.
The origins of the 'Mexican' part is unknown
The origins of the 'Mexican' part is unknown
by Darth Ridley September 21, 2006
Get the mexican standoffmug. Mexican standoff involves two individuals that are not able to come a resolution but neighter wants to compromise.
by Steel-rain December 13, 2010
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.
Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')
See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')
See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?
Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
by Rotcerid May 15, 2016
Get the European Standoffmug.