by jordamm July 31, 2008
Get the melinda sanchez mug.Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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Get the Mark Sanchez mug.When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
by Dhuff420 December 2, 2018
Get the Selfie Sanchez mug.London Sanchez is a very talented Pilipino person. She likes to paint and laughs a lot at her own jokes. PS. she's also Chinese.
by London the Stallion June 4, 2020
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(n) a particularly artistic variation of the Dirty Sanchez. After reaming a girl's asshole, you pull out your penis and commence giving her the traditional shit moustache with your feces-covered tool, but in this case the fecal material is just runny enough for it to run down either side of her mouth, making a snappy-looking shit goatee.
by Blenderhead71 March 8, 2007
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