squoze

The wrong way to say squeeze in the past tense.

I would rather be squoze than squeezed any day.

by 2654865 March 15, 2010

Squeme

A person who is an annoying short scheme, the word combines the two words squirt (for the short annoying part) and the word scheme (for the obvious scheme part). You do not want to be a squeme.

Yo the kid nick is a total squeme, he's so short and annoying and is a total scheme.

by dawordwizard August 3, 2011

squoke

A painful way of hurting someone. Half poke half squeeze. Much like pinching, except more painful. Often used in special martial arts.

Bob: *squokes Michael
Michael: YOOOUCH!!! *blows up
Bob: OMG

by SCONEZ April 8, 2009

Squose

The fictional act of wrapping your hands around a persons neck.

"He jumped on his back and squose his neck until he inflicted pain."

by No Laces September 29, 2010

Squoze

To be Squoze is a variation of the word squeezed. Used more commonly by people of a lesser vocabulary or of a poor education

That dude just Squoze my hand , or I Squoze myself an orange yesterday

by ScowwnNotScone January 2, 2012

squoze

V., Past tense of squeeze

I squoze the sweet potato to see if it was done.

by ahk1188 December 4, 2009

Squoze

More past tense than Squeezed

They squoze the oranges in front of me.

by SurferBabe101 October 30, 2011