Person 1: “have you heard of the squirter squad?”
Person 2: “no, who are they?”
Person 1: “the emo faggots you’ll ever meet but they’re cool ig lol.”
Person 2: “no, who are they?”
Person 1: “the emo faggots you’ll ever meet but they’re cool ig lol.”
by Tb2bk3k November 19, 2021
Get the squirter squadmug. When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025
Get the Intrusive Squirtermug. A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
Get the Shirt Squirtermug. Aw, shit! I was banging this chick and she totally got a load of Rhode Island Squirters (from the Wilderness Resort for $1.99 (this is not sexual in nature))!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
Get the Rhode Island Squirtersmug.