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squirting

when a GREAT tasting love juice is produced and squirts out of her pussy and surrounds her vagina mud flaps with a wet slippery SAUCE. when she has an orgasm and she makes the females drink it and stick it in their mouths and the other one licks around in the newly explored VAGINA!!
my girl got all up in my mouth and she made me slurp up her little squirting session but i loved it
by whorey woman January 9, 2008
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Squidgina

A vagina possesing inordinately long protruding labia, causing said vage to resemble a squid.
Holy shit that guys ex-girlfriend has a sloppy squidgina you can hear the suction noises when she gets out of the bath.
by PrussianBlue September 3, 2006
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Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.
Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"
by aqwsde June 16, 2010
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Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010
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squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .
1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014
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Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face
Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!
by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018
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stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!
"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"
by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021
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