jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 23, 2005

squirter

the male ejaculation x 10

god damn!

by jeeves September 28, 2006

Squirter

Someone who over posts on social media.

Jasmine is such a squirter, she's been squirting all day about her break up.

Porter was being a squirter on my page during the game.

by Shon J March 17, 2015

squinter

Derogatory term; Smoneone in the workplace who isn't capable of performing even the simplest tasks, without constant handholding and direction.

1. I have a shitload of work to do, because those damn squinter's can't do anything right.
2. If that damn squinter doesn't stop playing with his remote control cars, and start doing some work.....

by Mayzee January 9, 2007

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

San Diego Squirter

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..

Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.

by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007

Squirter

Someone who likes to brag or boast about themselves

I'm tired of all these squirters talking about how cool they were in high school.

Jackson squirted so much about his basketball game that he flooded my room.

by TheYoungGuapo September 13, 2018