squelsh

squelch and squish mixed together

the glue made a squelsh sound as both pieces of paper hit eachother

by marvel fanatic April 6, 2022

Squeechub

The release of hidden fat during long fits of laughter, most likely to occur during unpredicted scenes of funny intrusions.

"Dude, you're Squeechub is showing!"

by Gala The Lost March 20, 2023

Squeech

When a female or one who identifies as such performs an almost Super Human ability to Urinate in such a manor that no facility is needed. In fact while such persons are in upright position with one hand (Right or Left) proceeds to lift the clitoris vigorously in an up and down motion while urination is in progress dispersing like a sprinkler.

Hey can I use your bathroom?

It’s currently occupied friend . Sorry…
That’s ok homie I’ll step outback and take a squeech.

by Thundercunt#1 March 26, 2024

gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

dick squeeser

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

by ninja ollie October 20, 2008