Squeejod

When you're trying to do something precise but it just comes out crooked.

I tried construction for the first time, but I put a brick in all squeejod and it made the whole thing unstable.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Squeewonked

Askew, not quite right

The plans got a bit squeewonked when our lunch reservation was moved

by squeewonked March 29, 2025

Squeen share

I’m going to squeen share with everybody.

I’m going to squeen share it for you

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 21, 2025

Squeen Shawe

Im going to Squeen Shawe with Everybody

Im going to Squeen Shawe it for you

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 22, 2025

Peen Squeen

When your penis gets squished by a bigger penis, and it hurts yet feels good

Bro, last night me and Bryan got in a Peen Squeen!

by cooldoodstroud November 22, 2018

Peenar Squeenar

An Ice breaker used in uncomfortable situations.

Me: Peenar Squeenar.
Them: what does that even mean?
Me: Wanna know what Peenar Squeenar means?

by Clinical Fuckup February 27, 2021

Don Squeeto

Don Squeeto - verb meaning to ejaculate prematurely on another man’s face.

Yes, I love receiving a don squeeto.
James don squeetoed all over Jacob last night.

by R3tchN August 21, 2022