Spooky Month is the worldwide nationally celebrated holiday on October 1st all the way to October 31st. Degenerates would call this 'Halloween', instead of it's regular name. Celebratory activities include trick or treating, watching spooky movies (I'd reccomend 'Really Spooky The Ooga Booga'. It's very scary), Buying candy from the candy store, summoning demons, getting a clown to tell you a spooky joke, going to spooky party on the top of a hill and meeting 'The Eyes of The Universe'. Turns out he's a pretty chill guy if you do the spooky vibe with him, also he likes candy, especially Mars, Kit Kats and Milky Way, but really doesn't like Three Musketeers.

Skid: Pump, it is the spooky month!
Pump: It is the spooky month?!

**Spooky Dance**

Spooky Month by HunterVanguard April 23, 2021

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Spooky Wank

A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.

Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.

Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?

Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.

Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.

Spooky Wank by 00moon00 October 15, 2021

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