spoonboning

The act of hamboning while playing the spoons

Harry: "He's... He's spoonboning!"

by Synthbrap March 2, 2016

Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.

"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape April 21, 2016

Spoon In My Gelato

italian netflix and chill

He put his spoon in my gelato!

by chev1927 May 13, 2018

Double spoon

When a person spoons two people, it is a very kinky, but honestly affectionate course of action

it was cold and we had no choice, the three of us had to double spoon to keep up body heat!

by spoonilicious December 31, 2010

salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 2, 2017

gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

Spoon

A spoon is an imaginary unit of energy used by people with illnesses and disabilities. These people use spoons to describe daily activites with a limited source of energy.

The Spoon Theory was developed by Christine Miserandino, a woman with Lupus to describe units of energy to her friend. She gave her friend a handful and asked her friend to list her morning routine. As each activity was said, a spoon was removed from the handful.

For example, getting out of bed costs "one spoon", and getting dressed/showering costs two or three.

I didn't have enough spoons to do the dishes AND shower before bed.

by notenoughspoons July 20, 2013