fucking spatula

(n.) phrase to yell during road rage to confuse the hell out of someone. (n.) tool used in cooking, like a grilled cheese.

driving woman: " learn how to drive asshole!!!!!!"
Jay: " shut up you fucking spatula!!"

by christinapian August 9, 2006

Dirty Spatula

When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.

DUDE she gave me the handback last night so I had to finish her off with the dirty spatula

by Space Monkey 4 life September 8, 2015

sexual spatula

a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person

Jenn saw a hot guy at the gay club and desperately wanted to be his sexual spatula.

by Brad C. February 4, 2004

The Spatula

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.

Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."

by cheez-itz10101010 May 12, 2011

ham spatula

flat butt

bitch got ham spatula

by miikeonthecob December 7, 2011

Dick-Spatula

A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.

Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."

GF: "How'd that go?"

Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."

GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"

Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."

by Dasturd August 29, 2012

Urban spatula

Just like urban dictionary but it defines different types of spatulas.

Urban spatula is a great source for cooking supplies.

by What knife? October 22, 2017